when will people realize that my opinions are facts
woman with scissors:I can tell by the quality of your hair you're a real piece of shit idiot. you really seem like some kind of degenerate subhuman. im not going to give you the haircut you want because you will look like a fuck freak dunce and im the professional here
me with my arms bound by the shitty plastic cape appreciating how apocalyptically ugly I look in it:haha okay
